207
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
By  HSOMGF  |  5

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Comments
Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  happle  |  21

Seriously, just tell her the truth. If she can't understand that you don't always want to have sex, you need her to get a reality check. I mean, she's had to have refused sex at least once before, right?

Reply
  mybright  |  8

My guy friends have 2 classic saying when it comes to sex & ugly broads, first 'beauty is only a light switch away' and second 'it's all the same face down in the pillow' :D

Reply
  yankfan89  |  27

Seriously normally you read FML's about girls making up excuses to get out of sex. And OP's wife might not be bad at sex, he may not be in the mood (hey it happens to guys too).

Reply
  DjeePee  |  24

Euhm, I actually think that many guys sometimes (want to) search an good excuse to avoid sex - even if their partner is the ultimate sex god. You can't always be in the mood, can you? But It's simply not-done for a guy to talk about this with strangers, since men are still supposed to be addicted to sex.

Reply

5 I have two plausible scenarios why OP could have. 1 OPs wife had just furiously farted in his face. 2 OP was abducted by aliens that removed his reproductive system and replaced it with a sock.

By  retardslo  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  pandm101  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  katielil  |  1

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  TheThree  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  HSOMGF  |  5

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  SkoomaKi  |  23

11 - Fuck HER life?! I'm pretty sure OP's wife has come up with an infinite number of excuses for not having sex! But this one time the man does it, he's blamed and she gets the pity...

Reply
  ladyLALAA  |  28

I don't know why people aren't more honest when it comes to sex, that's how you make that part of your life healthy! I'd rather my partner told him he didn't feel up to it then have lousy sex!

Reply
  twisted_cherub  |  14

SkoomaKi, and everyone else who keeps saying it, not all women make up excuses not to have sex. I've never made up an excuse. I don't think...no, I've never even turned my boyfriend down. I once fell asleep while giving him a handy--didn't have to tell him how exhausted I was, and he understood. But turn sex down just because? Never. Only bitches do that (for power, mostly). I know every woman who's done it will thumb me down and argue now. Oh, well.

Reply
  Mons_fml  |  26

How th'fuck can you have 77 thumbs up? He has no spine because he doesn't feel like banging his wife all the time? Well then theres something seriously wrong with all the girls in the world isn't that right? Fuck you and your big nose.

Reply
  Supahnova  |  14

#11, you are officially in no position to ever reject anyone for sex. Ever. If that's the attitude you're taking on a guy who was likely not in the mood to pleasure his wife. When people like you grow up, you'll realize that this type of shit happens; no one can simply be in the mood all the time, every single waking day.

Reply
  Jaxx66  |  21

155, I don't even know how you got 1 thumbs up for that comment. She meant that he had no spine for taking the pussy way out and lying his ass off instead of manning up and telling the truth. And the spineless comment would apply to both genders that don't have one enough to face up to their partner and tell the truth.

Reply
  TColby  |  12

#11- How can you possibly know that his wife deserves better? You didn't learn a single thing from OP's post that can make you believe his wife is a decent human being, for all you know she could be beating/abusing him on a regular basis.

Loading data…