Intimacy: Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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By mortified - 22/01/2011 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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PuffDaddy395 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Some manscaping is in place…

khaya 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Just like a lawn mower.

Comments

kaysegal 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:41

She's obviously too young for you bro!

maackenzie 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 2:02

You're obviously an idiot.

imtooshy 18

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:42

you wouldn't eat off of a dirty plate right? Thats why you always gotta keep the "Fine China" clean cause you NEVER know when its time to feast! Nothing more attractive than a man that keeps himself clean and ready....just saying :)

maackenzie 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:55

No truer words have been spoken.

Dracoboxer357 35

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:16

Nice analogy, well put. :)

missyengland 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:55

Haha that's your fault keep your hair under control and the won't help

CaptainPickles72 18

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:57

I really do hate these FML's that mix braces and sex! Because you know all the idiots who think braces are only for kids or teens are gonna come out and say "if she has braces, then she's too young for you bro". 1. Anyone can get braces... and I mean ANYONE! I have seen many grannies have braces and I bet she wasn't too young for me, bro. 2. Even if she is young, they could be the same age, or she could even be older than him! I had a GF that had braces and she was a year older than me. Is that too young for me? 3. Saying bro along with the "too young" comment makes you look like a Grade-A douche-bag. Rant over...