Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck...

By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2017 06:00

Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML

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By tLee - 19/07/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML

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By mortified - 22/01/2011 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

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By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML

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By Surprisebuttsecks? - 07/12/2011 04:39 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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pannap 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 4:50

agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....

yikes_fyl 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 21:43

yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...

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Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:31

hmm well my friends and i made a promise that we wouldn't give head until we got our braces off, in order to prevent this. sigh. well at least you two learned right? haha ahem. sucks for you (#1 "or maybe not") ps. trim

pannap 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 4:50

agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....

yikes_fyl 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 21:43

yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...

boomer1986 8

Thursday 27 June 2013 22:51

Black and Decker, Pecker Wrecker!

k_tumble 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:25

How on Earth did that happen... I'v had braces but pubes never went anywhere near. You need to trim or something, you must be FULL of hair down there... and she needs to change her techniques.

Natalie2k8 6

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:17

I think your girlfriend, not you, should be saying f**k my life. Getting a hair in your mouth while giving a ******** is nasty enough!

pacmanaids 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:51

I can't believe anyone can sympathize with you. Guys want girls to shave, why would it be any different the other way around? Hair is gross man. And it's easier for guys to shave than girls, I don't understand why you guys insist on keeping a bush.

krty402 7

Tuesday 3 May 2011 8:12

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

ronton 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:38

Plus guys have hair above and below that area, so if we shave there it looks weird in comparison

dylly17 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:21

A ****** isn't flat...

sexual_girl 15

Monday 21 April 2014 23:17

Please tell me you aren't serious...

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Friday 17 June 2016 4:53

90 is technically right, vaginas don't have hair. Your ****** is not the entire genital area. Only the hole where menstrual fluid and children come out is the ******. The rest is called the vulva. Your vulva has hair. Your ****** does not.