Intimacy: Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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By mortified - 22/01/2011 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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You deserved it 6 052

By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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PuffDaddy395 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Some manscaping is in place…

khaya 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Just like a lawn mower.

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lildrake 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:01

How old is she? If she has braces is she like 13

CaptainPickles72 18

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:14

Thank you Number 152... you have now completely made me lose hope in humanity! Read #116, you MIGHT understand!

madigoosmith 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:06

Another guy getting a ******** and their girl has braces...didn't you learn from the guy who got a circumcision?

tonygar 16

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:06

quit complaining, at least she went down on you...be happy & thankful

daffyduck11697 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:07

That is soo gross

WickedClownMCL 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:11

Now, how do you think SHE feels using pliers to pull the pubes out of her braces eh?

cassiebear7652 7

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:13

FYL? FHL! She had pubes stuck in her braces! I cant even stand corn in my braces, let alone pubes!

linkinpark98 23

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:16

LOL. Didn't think people would vote YDI so much on this one....

linkinpark98 23

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:17

Yes. FHL! Poor girl had pubes all up in her face hole.

jacobtraska1996 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:18

Dude at least you didn't lose your ****

sweetybaybeC 15

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:23

Awh that's gross I have braces but they have never gotten caught in my bf's pubes

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Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert." Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

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Today, I had to call social services after a couple once again brought their baby in with severe allergic reactions. His allergy? The family dog. These idiots would rather let their kid die than get rid of the stupid mutt. FML

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Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

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Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

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Today, after surgery on Monday, I can’t do much because of where my scars are until they heal. My husband won’t clean the house at all, dishes are all over my kitchen bar, laundry is all piled up by the washing machine. When I asked for help, he said it’s not his job. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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