Miscellaneous: Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant.... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 21:59 - United States - Elmwood Park

Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML

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Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.

By Karma - 15/03/2017 02:00

Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML

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You deserved it 7 199

By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

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By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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Top comments

idkweird 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:10

YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!

MacOSXpert 7

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:10

You got OWNED!

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xTeehee 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:17

Karma Sucks doesnt it..? YDI

npk88 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:19

AMEN TO 24 AND 37!!!!!

Shokz992 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:20

Honestly, that's low :/ I've never seen an FML that deserved it as much as you...

israelnotjacob 20

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:37

I think there was at least one that was deserved more, which was a story about a person waving a dollar bill in front of a homeless person to be funny, resulting in the homeless person stabbing them in the leg with a pencil. This is definitely one of the top contenders though.

Melpomene_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:23

That, my friend, is what we call karma.

Perversive 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:26

"Today, I was being a ********. I thought I was cool by going to a restaurant, eating and then leaving. I then realized when I came outside that the doctor must not have caught me and I must have shot out like a rocket from my mother' s ****** and hit something hard. Not only was I sleazy enough to eat and leave without paying but I also am retarded for forgetting my phone. These events had nothing to do and were not caused by the course of my actions. FML."

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:33

Well said, & funny too. :)

repyourcliche 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:58

doctor? lol ep. out of scrubs?

ensemble_coeur 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:28

How could you expect anyone to sympathize with you about this? YDI 100%! You tried to get out of paying for something you ate, and then you got caught. I hate people like you!

TheCoolGuy3434 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:33

wow

Her_Majesty 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:34

This.

omgtooweird 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:35

ydi...is tis lil h?

slythwolf 2

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:44

Successful troll is surprisingly successful.

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