Miscellaneous: Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant.... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 21:59 - United States - Elmwood Park

Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML

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By Karma - 15/03/2017 02:00

Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

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By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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idkweird 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:10

YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!

MacOSXpert 7

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:10

You got OWNED!

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morphinex 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:15

If I dine and dashed, I'd never ever step into that place again. well, good thing I never dine and dashed.

connorpwns93 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:17

you deserve it for stealing

BeforeTheStorm 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:17

why would you even do that?

jcp200 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:25

wow, that is funny yo

erik112biz 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:30

you piece of shkt. I own a restaurant. I wish u would have tried it at mine. I keep my keys in my pocket and a brick at the register for the car windows of people like you

exoticat22 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:14

it would be better if thieves got pelted with bricks for stealing

iheartjustinsane 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:36

YDI, you fucktard.

NIRVANAfan123 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:41

Repost

eMo_gurll200 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 7:44

really? oh yeah, luv ur user name btw. when was this posted before?

jollylolli 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:41

Perhaps they can pawn your phone to pay your bill...and keep the extra as a tip. Rude!

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:43

What a dumb ass you are! Just wow!

deng314 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:43

You deserve it, jerk ass. If you know you can't afford it, go somewhere within your budget, or take your broke ass home. I hate people like you and hope kharma comes back around in a big way! I hope someone damages your car in a parking lot and drives away.

Towelie_31 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:12

lol jerk ass? could you not decide between the two, or am i just missing the combination of jerk, and ass?

CyclonePsycho 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:52

You've never heard 'jerkass' before? That's odd. o_o Anyway, OP, I bet you take pennies from tip jars because you don't want to break bills. Stop being such a damn asshole and learn to think of others.

Towelie_31 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 6:48

are you being sarcastic? i mean, i've heard jerkoff, and jackass, but jerkass?

waterynuggets 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 7:05

I guess you should get out more. Or watch The Simpsons, Homer was fairly fond of it in one ep :D

CyclonePsycho 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:56

No, not being sarcastic. Jerkass is a legitimate insult. *shrug* It doesn't have the same ring as jackass though.

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