Health: Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five...

By Out of Shape - 16/08/2011 22:09 - Egypt

Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2015 17:50 - India - Bangalore

Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 19:09 - United States - Omaha

Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML

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By Endrit Begolli - 27/06/2023 00:02 - Albania

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2013 19:35 - United States - Calexico

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML

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By fat teen - 05/06/2016 23:33 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By Jack Shart Jr. - 08/07/2015 15:16 - United States

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML

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Health is overrated

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:41

Keep at it and you'll never regret it again. At least in a few weeks anyway.

snakerake 10

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:44

why would you need to shower after doing nothing

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iCandy2011 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:41

You deserve it fattie

srm0608 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:55

ooooai

jessbabe 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 1:13

I think thy should tell you something/:

MrIncredibleSME 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:24

Work on your cardio fool

paintedgoddess 0

Friday 20 April 2012 7:56

Holy crap lol what was the workout? Sounds like just the thing I need

Sir_Swaggington 6

Tuesday 25 December 2012 17:44

At least OP is trying to get healthy instead of lying around eating mcmuffins.

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 24 January 2013 17:21

So now you know exercise is important?

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:21

I'm fat and I can do better than that

Mabonga 12

Thursday 21 November 2013 12:53

age is just a number.. you're 81

elizacandle 29

Wednesday 22 January 2014 20:55

pace yourself. you'll get there :)

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Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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