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More like she needed an excuse not to see OP so she could bang his best friend. Otherwise I have no other explanation for that FML!

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To be fair though, some cultures do walk around the house naked. A German family I know do so, with kids and everything, and it surprises them how negative the reactions of people are.

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Some people are just more open. My boyfriend's family grew up walking around and it was no big deal. My family doesn't walk around naked but we often change with doors open and will go around the house in underwear. It may be a cultural thing though because we're Cuban? Either way, OP, I say it's plausible. You can ask her if it bothers you, though.

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Even if it's normal for them to walk around the house scantily clad, wouldn't she think to put shorts on if she had a hickey next to her vagina? Unless she didn't notice it herself, which I doubt.

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@172 Cubans come in all shades the same way Americans come in all shades. Please don't confuse race with nationality.

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Even with a revealing swimsuit what was she doing when she was wearing it for the hickey to become visible?! Must be an excuse but why?

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#95 - Quit viciously defending Alabama, stereotypes are funny as long as there isn't any hatred. FML, typically, is a friendly place where we can all joke without breeding hostility. Cool your beans, bruh.

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But why? I don't understand WHY she would bullshit about that. What possible reason is there to bullshit about that.

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Maybe she didn't want anymore hickeys? Or op might not be great at what he's doing and she needed and excuse.

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#157 - "My dad hates you because he knows we're sexually active. Behave yourself around my family so he'll like you."

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I will defend mother bama till I die! COME ON YOU BASTARDS BURY ME DEEP I CAN TAKE IT! BURY ME 6, 8, 9 FEET IT DONT MATTER!

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There is a big difference between the behavior of a grown up, and the behavior of someone with a stick up their behind, dear.

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...people grow up but there are still younger people... and kids... and babies... just because you grew up doesn't mean they cease to exist.

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A hickey can be unintentionally given in the heat of the moment.. A girl kissing your neck, or slightly biting you from pleasure. Maybe he got too involved when going down on her and it felt like a thing to do because it turned her on more.. But, maybe that's just me.

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I actually like the feeling that causes the hickey, I just make sure my guy does it in non revealing places. Not because I'm underage or anything but because I don't want people seeing them they know for damn sure what happened there lol

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