12, I don't think OP is jealous that she can't pee off the balcony. I think she's more concerned about her husband teaching her child potentially bad habits.

There are far worse bad habits. I don't know if I would call peeing off a balcony a habit.

Would be pretty embarassing if the son did it at someone else's house. If his daddy does it at home, how should he know it's wrong to do it other places? Should've probably taken it to the woods or something instead. Let's just hope daddy told him it's their little secret and he can't go around doing it other places

I don't think you would want to send your son off to college WITHOUT that knowledge. Good for Dad!!

HATE it when guys use that as an excuse to pee in public. Um, no, we're not jealous we just care about cleanliness, manners, etc.

doodlecloud - I'm pretty sure that when most guys say women are just jealous that they can't urinate outside as easily as men can, that they most likely just teasing. And just because a man urinates outside instead of using the bathroom does not mean that they are unsanitary, dirty, and have no personal grooming habits. That's just silly. Of course there are men out there that you can honestly say that about. But then again, there are women out there that are equally unsanitary, dirty, and have no personal grooming habits. And as for the manners aspect of this situation, as long as they are urinating in a discreet manner where no one can see them instead of right out in the open on the street for all the world to see, I see no disrespect happening.

Funnel might help.

Having an extremely tiny bladder, I am incredibly jealous of how easily guys can go anywhere. And I know I'm not the only one.

I'm talking about in public places. I don't care if a guy or girl wants to piss in a field or somewhere, I'm talking about when you walk through a city at night and there seems to be a different guy pissing up each shop door. THAT is unsanitary, possibly not for them but for anyone using it later, and bad manners because there's people all around that don't want to see that or be near it, including children if it's daytime, and THAT'S when it pisses me off that guys joke about 'jealousy'.

I'm a woman and I don't understand shoe obsessions...