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Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 February 2013 02:12 / Australia - Brisbane
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If that is the first thing that came to your mind, there is a serious problem. I would seriously hope nobody sane would want to hump their four year old child under any circumstances.

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Ya c'mon people, obviously a joke. I thought it was funny. My suggestion is to start cage training. After the puppy sees the kid peeing on a potty pad it'll learn pretty quick were it can go.

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My father actually did spank me with a rolled up newspaper when I was very young, from the years of 1-3 years old. His reason for using a rolled up newspaper was that it didn't really hurt me too much at all and that the noise it made when it hit my bum, or really just my diaper, scared the crap out of me, probably literally and metaphorically, lol.

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This is what I imagined after reading 12's comment: *OP looks son in the eyes* "It's too late, honey. I've already marked everything. Including you." O.o

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