Animals: Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor...

By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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By Catscratch - 01/09/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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By HereKittyKitty - 01/12/2013 20:27 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was frantically woken up from a nap by my son who was scared because there was a dog in the house. We don't own a dog. It was the new neighbor's dog. When my son opened the door to go play outside, the dog came barreling in. My kid and cats were terrified. FML

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Friday 18 May 2012 12:26

Your dog must have looked like the Road Runner.. :( sorry for your loss OP.

neonrocks 0

Friday 18 May 2012 12:25

Where do you live?

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shrdlu 28

Saturday 19 May 2012 3:56

Could be that by the time the neighbor saw it, it was too late.

coolkod1005 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:12

Wat I don't get is s coyote is a dogs cousin. Isn't that cannibalisum?

alenap_fml 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:16

that's so messed up I'm sorry for your loss :(

cassi135t 1

Sunday 20 May 2012 15:49

What's messed up is that maybe your neighbor lied...and they just secretly stole your dog.

metal8lover 11

Monday 21 May 2012 5:43

damn i'm glad i have big dogs sorry about your dog :(

darks3377 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 7:16

Sorry for ur loss

Jenya88 3

Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:28

Sorry for your loss! That's sad.. At least you know what happened, and won't be left wondering forever.

MariaJ615 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:52

That's terrible OP! Sorry for your loss =(

funnytruth 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:26

Stupid neighbor

mojogirl 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 2:40

Nice neighbors. Sorry for your loss.

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