Miscellaneous: Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher....

By FaceTime issues - 06/04/2014 06:57 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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By whyme27 - 06/06/2012 01:19 - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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Daonna 9

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:11

Well at least you weren't naked too?

PossiblyInDanger 24

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:12

Just remember, it could always be worse. At least no one was having sex.

Comments

rex41e 9

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:27

Why didn't you just end the call?

lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:29

No shit.

cheshireau 26

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:34

Well, it's depends. If you are Female and it's your Mother, not that big of a deal. You have the same anatomy. If you are Male, now that's some awkward shit. Sorry to hear you have that image burned in to your brain.

viva_la_blondes 15

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:41

Ugh once my mom accidentally made our phone call a facetime call in the middle of me changing. It IS awkward. Not to mention the fact that she thought I was naked because I was having sex lol I swear we need a petition that no one over 50 can have an iphone

Jakob2255 12

Monday 7 April 2014 6:06

why would you answer during sex lol

howdoilogin 9

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:46

And then you go to her house wearing nothing but the robe and then you start getting frisky and then I show up as the pizza delivery guy and we make a movie.