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It's a conspiracy!

By Robyn - 05/01/2016 08:43 - Belgium - Stokkem

Today, the button on my husband's pants popped for the 4th time. I already used the strongest thread and buttons. He's obviously put on some weight around the stomach, but he won't listen to reason and still blames me for my sewing, which is making his pants "turn against him". FML

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By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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By -1 Pair of Pants - 30/05/2016 19:49 - United States - Westborough

Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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Letting yourself go

By Anonymous - 13/06/2022 12:00

Today, my husband is becoming more uncivilised the older he gets, as I had to remind him to put trousers on while we have guests in the house, and over dinner he was picking his belly button at the table. FML

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Chubrub

By thickly - 19/09/2016 17:31 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my boss had to order some more work pants since mine were worn out after 7 months. He told me the next set I would have to buy myself, since they usually last workers about 2 years, and I must be treating them too roughly. I didn't want to admit that my thighs rubbing together ended up shredding the fabric. FML

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Pants

By Hello12355 - 07/02/2022 12:59 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 04:17 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML

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That slaps!

By Kelli - 08/04/2020 02:00

Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 08:23 - Canada

Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Genius_Kitty 27

Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:14

Tell him that his dick is too big and he needs new pants. He will believe you then.

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:14

Tell Jabba the Gutt to stop eating like a Sarlacc, might help.

Comments

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:14

Tell Jabba the Gutt to stop eating like a Sarlacc, might help.

Genius_Kitty 27

Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:14

Tell him that his dick is too big and he needs new pants. He will believe you then.

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 5 January 2016 20:38

That's the best advice OP could get. Haha. No guy would argue against that. Or at least I know I wouldn't.

thisguy22 33

Wednesday 6 January 2016 3:24

I would, I'm perfectly content being average size. Anyone trying to convince me otherwise is obviously blowing smoke up my ass.

G6Fari 18

Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:14

Jeez this is a heavy situation

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:15

You reap what you sow, and he eats while you sew.

team_garra 8

Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:16

Tell him that his pants must be defective, so you need to get him new ones.

cassm 7

Tuesday 27 September 2016 1:17

Or that you'll go get him new ones (then she can get the right size and he wouldn't know)

Miss_Chevious 37

Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:17

Chauvinism at its finest.

Earths_Venus 25

Tuesday 5 January 2016 21:20

My now ex-boyfriend had very obviously put on some weight and kept verbally abusing me because "whatever I'm doing to the laundry is making his shirts shrink". Which is absurd, because my clothes still fit perfectly. The argument ended with me showing him that his entire set of new work shirts had been ordered a size too small (he ordered XXL and they sent him XL) and then when he called me a bitch I kicked him out. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

countryb_cth 38

Thursday 7 January 2016 10:58

Holy crap your ex was a huge dick. Jeez I guess the male ego really is that fragile. Thankfully you got rid of that ass.

Ramb0 20

Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:19

just leave him op, he's not treating you right, next time the button pops send him some divorce papers

Ramb0 20

Tuesday 5 January 2016 19:02

when I get married I won't treat my wife like that, that man is not a real man

wow2mylife 25

Tuesday 5 January 2016 20:20

with your thinking all old couples need to get divorced no offense to op

THEDUDE1553566 24

Wednesday 6 January 2016 0:36

What are you stupid? He isn't mistreating her he is in denial about gaining weight. Seriously what's wrong with you? Couples have disagreements, sorry we aren't all perfect like you #7

LadyLenore 14

Wednesday 6 January 2016 8:51

Don't worry about it. I posted this and you are right. My husband is a good man, he is just completely in denial about his belly. After 4 attempts to save his pants I now just quite trying to. He is a grown man, he can buy new pants if he needs them :-)