Love: Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused...

By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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Same thing different taste

By middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

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By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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Honesty

By bridezilla - 31/12/2014 07:47 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know'. FML

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You tried at least

By oreosaretoocool - 05/12/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Cardenden

Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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Quite the catch

By Ms. Piggy - 02/03/2014 19:09 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML

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By Angelica - 26/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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So romantic…

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 05:00

Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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AmberlovesJb 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 8:55

Since when is a medium bad?

stephyloo 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 8:53

girl logic lol

Comments

situations 3

Friday 11 March 2011 4:40

uhh? i don't know if she knows that the medium size in no way make you fat........

situations 3

Friday 11 March 2011 4:43

118 got it right i like my girls nice sized not too fat or skinny

pwnedl0l 5

Friday 11 March 2011 5:25

just wait until you're married, then she goes through menopause.

thedestroyedmean_fml 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:57

lolz owned

thedestroyedmean_fml 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:04

it's called metopause #208

penguinazul 13

Friday 11 March 2011 7:19

No, dear, it's menopause.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 11 March 2011 7:38

No, they're right, Penguin. Metapause - When a Metapod pauses before attacking another pokemon. :D

penguinazul 13

Friday 11 March 2011 8:10

That made my night! Thanks! :)

trey9991 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:48

slap the ass n ride the wave! haha nah jp a medium isn't big at all! unless she's 5'2" lol

ryanebk 7

Friday 11 March 2011 9:26

wooooooww @49

shades1989 6

Friday 11 March 2011 10:16

thats a woman for ya

RayeofSunshine 0

Friday 11 March 2011 10:48

I don't know why your fiancée is freaking out. Some brands run small. Some brands run big. Just because she fits into a bigger size doesn't necessarily mean she gained weight. It could be the company that made the dress. Nevertheless, good luck dealing with that mess for the rest of your life.