By anonymous - 27/03/2013 23:55 - United States - Honolulu

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
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ThatOneDrummer 8

So he's either cheating on you with a woman, a man, or he's just really enthusiastic about car insurance.

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dead_insects 18

although the situation is far from funny...that response made me laugh out loud. Eep...Im horrible :-

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slacker_69 6

Either he is playing a joke on you or he is cheating on you either way his immedient response of "Jake from state farm" is pretty funny but FYL

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laoxo16 10

this is actually hilarious

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naiveprophet 15

His response is epic, but his actions are quite the reverse. Hopefully he isn't really cheating OP

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brandoneyez1 25

He most certainly is cheating... And he's stupid too... Second opinion... Ok and jake is gay so its not even a women he cheated with.. Sorry op

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cf1313 6

Ya jake makes him hard, really great car insurance...

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mimaayyy 7

Your husband is a genius...a jackass, but a genius

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