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By Anonymous - 04/02/2012 02:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML

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By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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By Single - 04/12/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought, telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't, she broke up with me for "implying she was a moron." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 23:00 - United Kingdom - Barking

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for the night so she could calm down. All I did was suggest her headache might improve with paracetamol and a nap, as opposed to the burning sage stinking up our bedroom and the crystal wand she had pressed against her eyes. FML

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Wow thanks, I'm cured

By anon - 13/06/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend complained that she always feels like shit, and that she's tried "everything" to feel better. Everything except eating regular healthy meals, exercising, sleeping regularly, drinking water, showering, and changing clothes daily, that is. I pointed this out, and she kicked me out in a rage. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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th4m4ster 6

Saturday 4 February 2012 4:59

you can do better

im_not_creative 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 4:59

Looks like she didn't get the point.

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crazyblackchick 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:50

Solution: stab her with a bunch of sewing needles and call it home made acupuncture. Either that, or just do an re-enactment of Issac's death from Final Destination 5.

Xalandra 17

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:53

Okay, really? My best friend has had trouble getting pregnant because of her irregular to non-existent period. She's tried medications to help, but they haven't been very effective. She's off the meds now and got medical coverage to try accupuncture and her period is now regular. About 85% of women who try accupuncture to increase fertility become pregnant after two menstural cycles. No ones period just becomes regular after 10-12 years of it never being regular.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:53

I don't understand how anyone could find acupuncture appealing, and if your girlfriend is wasting your money on it, and then dumps you for proving it's a waste, then you're much better off without her. Let her waste her own money on the crap. Has she not seen 1,000 Ways to Die? Sheesh...