By mokki - 31/03/2015 12:56 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML
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ChocolateScyther 19

that sounds like something out of a horror movie. make sure you keep knives out of your kid's reach...

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Bricktothehead 21

If she's 2 1/2 I think she can be forgiven. Although getting a suit of armor might be a serious consideration until she knows better.

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dakatabg 31

That is funny, at least they are heaving fun

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calebmo 7

my first thought was that's kinda cute. Cause I wasn't thinking about a 2 and half year old with a knife. now that I'm thinking about that... call the winchester brothers

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fastnachter 15

That doesn't seem to fit the Canadian stereotype :/

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GAMERZxxHD 25

If they had a knife or another object that would be very scary. But if it was just their fingers or even their hand it would be very cute!

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72alezis838 7

Thats so precious but I agree with the other comments. It may be time to let the cat out of the bag and tell about the baby! Congrats!

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StellaNox 16

I find it kind of cute, that is unless it was with a needle or other sharp object..!

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Auromo 14

children and their imagination never cease to amaze me.

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SteamyPenguin 46

It's FML for April fools. It was all normal up until 30min ago.

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