You…uh, do know how they’re made, right?

Congratulations!

Exactly the same story has happened to my friends' family. The birthdays of two kids are 1 year minus 1 day apart. Your 2nd baby may have it about the same. This is a blessing in disguise! Indeed: - 50% savings on all birthday parties. - First child gets a companion for life, and so does second! (If they are clever enough not to ruin it). - They can bother themselves instead of you most of the time (none of the older bully vs younger victim). - 19 years after first baby is born, you've fulfilled your dues to the Mother Nature, and now you're free to kick the kids to the uni and start enjoying a fulfilled life.

It's nice to see someone has managed to stay open for business despite this whole cost of living crisis.

Good God, you had sex that soon after giving birth? And you didn't use protection? Just because you just gave birth doesn't mean you won't get pregnant again... regardless of the timeframe. But sheesh, all women I've talked to who give birth aren't ready for sex for several months (more than three) after such an ordeal. Regardless, again, YDI for not using protection.

My twin brother and I were born 10 months after my sister.