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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex that cheated on him. Today, I also found out I am pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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Great timing

By Carrie - 08/05/2013 05:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 27 December 2010 22:52

He should've thought about that before he stuck his dick into you.

marmlr339 14

Monday 27 December 2010 22:51

FYL. make him pay child suppoty

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Acousticpixie14 6

Sunday 2 January 2011 22:06

Why is it okay for people to tell her to get an abortion, but it's not okay for people to say that an abortion would be wrong? Isn't that a bit one-sided?

Veritas143 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:09

Because they are giving the OP a valid fix to her problem, saying abortion is wrong is not helping the OP. So instead of saying abortion is "wrong" give her advice on other ways to go about the issue instead of arguing with the other people giving answers..

xX_JD_Xx_fml 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:27

too late for that ain't it

paytons_mom19 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 20:30

things like that happen a lot though

softballrocks14 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:51

wow what he is such a caring person!!!! NOT!

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 3:47

Well OP, I guess he didn't think being "stuck in your ******" was anything serious.

izzy101 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:54

YDI for being stupid enough to be with an asshole.

Mikay617 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 18:50

Don't have sex with a loser that doesn't want to be committed then you wouldn't have this problem.

DoNotEnter 5

Friday 7 October 2011 23:46

Sex is serious.

yessirre 4

Thursday 7 June 2012 9:36

Abortion

sexilyugly 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:46

YDI why are y'all even have sex or unprotected sex?

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