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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex that cheated on him. Today, I also found out I am pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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Great timing

By Carrie - 08/05/2013 05:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 27 December 2010 22:52

He should've thought about that before he stuck his dick into you.

marmlr339 14

Monday 27 December 2010 22:51

FYL. make him pay child suppoty

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 30 August 2015 15:08

Make him pay child support.

trumpy 9

Thursday 18 February 2016 17:10

you didnt give enough info to sympathize one way or the other....if youd been together a very long time then that sucks...but if your very young and not dating seriously ppl have the right to choose if they want to be parents..

MaccasilinMaccie 4

Tuesday 31 May 2016 5:33

Well if I was you, I'd call him up, call him an asshole, and tell him that it takes 2 parents to raise a baby.

PineapplePizza 15

Thursday 13 October 2016 15:15

FYI birth control fails and condoms break. Don't assume OP wasn't using protection.

stoneybadger78 6

Thursday 12 January 2017 19:06

Get rid of it

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 19 April 2018 7:30

sue his ass for child-support!

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