Animals: Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was...

By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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Miss Pissy

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML

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Traumatized

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML

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Sunday 12 December 2010 16:09

What were you supposed to do? Have a funeral?

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:12

Stupid PETA. Were they expecting you to give it a funeral?

Comments

Fatmangotmypie1 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 17:48

Mmmmm B-B-Q

sythe511 28

Wednesday 23 January 2013 3:19

people's Eating Tasty Animals? I love that group!

blackwolf91 13

Wednesday 14 August 2013 3:54

People eating tasty animals

alchemist27 13

Tuesday 14 January 2014 14:01

Those people are crazy

fantasyworld 37

Friday 16 January 2015 14:51

You're not supposed to stop. The PETA people are psychos.

kimeatszombies 22

Sunday 22 February 2015 8:40

I'm a vegetarian, and honestly I still wouldn't stop for a squirrel in a situation like that. :/ I would in no doubt feel horrible, though.

carlfirebolt 27

Tuesday 7 July 2015 7:18

People eat tasty animals?

udderbutter 15

Monday 13 July 2015 10:24

P.E.T.A- people eating tayste animals

Tacogamer20 14

Friday 2 October 2015 23:52

Not to be that guy, but PETA is an acronym, and therefore not a word

SiraSiemens 21

Wednesday 22 June 2016 16:05

PETA the people who'd rather free animals from captivity only to kill them rather than finding a way of returning them to their natural habitat. also the person who keyed your car.... ******* self-rightious asshole