Animals: Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed...

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

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It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML

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By Aaron - 26/08/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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ArbiterOfFML 24

Wednesday 5 July 2017 0:49

how could you not determine a cat from a squirrel?

Druu 53

Thursday 9 March 2017 21:20

You monster.

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Druu 53

Thursday 9 March 2017 21:20

You monster.

DemCherries 4

Wednesday 29 March 2017 2:57

monster

DemCherries 4

Wednesday 29 March 2017 2:58

oops I meant to comment that not reply that. sorry.

DemCherries 4

Wednesday 29 March 2017 2:58

monster

KeenBird 2

Wednesday 12 April 2017 15:47

Wasn't it so hard to ******* stop when you saw an animal on the road, you dick, shouldn't be driving

ArbiterOfFML 24

Wednesday 5 July 2017 0:49

how could you not determine a cat from a squirrel?

Fluffster97 15

Tuesday 14 November 2017 18:06

Someone hit my cat also. You are a horrible person.

dontworryyo 4

Friday 1 December 2017 4:20

Poor kitten

Eshaan7 7

Monday 1 April 2019 13:26

Dwight, is that you?

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