Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
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whippymcdumb4zs 0

He was just trying to catch dinner.

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emz89 0

No offense but your uncle is a horrible person

abbybailey204 19

He's.not a terrible person. He's just helping the squirrel excersise

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YourEvilHero 12

I breed with squirrels.

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xAttackAttackx 25

20- I wouldn't tell people that.

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iEthan 5

Can't get that fun in a wii game, now can you?

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DrDilllonReese 12

37- I heard that's the newest edition to Mario kart.

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patebishop 7

I don't really see how this is an FML for the OP. It should be an FML for the squirrel.

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XenaWP 6

I just love the way all road kill (except that which is in a million flat pieces) rolls onto it's back with legs in the air.. Especially wombats here. Cracks me up everytime. :)

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xoconnie 8

lmfao! now that is a funny uncle! dont say fml! he was being funny.... or is just psychotic. hahahaha either way, thats some funny shit right there.

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emz89 0

I love how everyone dislikes the comments where people showing some concern for animals. I will not tolerate any form of animal cruelty and in my opinion that's animal cruelty.

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iluvhobos 5

It's just a squirrel. There are plenty of them in this world, and if so many of them didn't get killed by cars, the woods would be overpopulated with them anyway. They're just animals.

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jabfinch 9

So are humans, and there's a dick ton more humans then squirrels, so we should just kill you off for not having respect for another animal in this world, I mean that's what you're saying right?

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bigantennaemay 3

hey, we have a volunteer!

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darthnerd 0

Logical fallacy: begging the question. Squirrels are vermin, humans are dominate, therefore, the maximum number for humans is separate than squirrels.

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Alwayspullout 7

91, I like how you talk about respect with that as your pic... Haha

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TobyWhiskers 0

I agree with #1. your uncle sounds like a horrible person. I hate animal cruelty.

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ohxdamnxkay02 12

this FML reminds me of like an old looney tunes cartoon (:

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Sista92359 24

Well if people can't express their opinions on a comment, the comment section is useless. Plus FML is kinda ment for you to laugh at their pain with sympathy, your comment sounds too serious..

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

He was just trying to catch dinner.

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bizarre_ftw 21

You have a squirrel for a picture and you're condoning this.

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chickenwalrus 14

If your uncle chases squirrels in the car yelling "Run rodent run!", he may be a redneck.

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SadSadKidd 1

Does his name happen to be Uncle Earl or Billy Ballsack?

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

I have foamy the squirrel, who, if you knew him, happens to hate squirrels.

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cooltatgar 31

Your Uncle needs HELP! Poor squirrel, did it die?

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xAttackAttackx 25

If it did, then how many points is that?

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palahniukpaul 6

It's just a squirrel. Get over it

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Squirrels= 2 points Raccoons= 3 points Possum= 4 points Deer= You just ****** your car up. No points for you.

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chubby_choco 17

Really, 70? I bet you didn't care when Bambi's mother was shot, either.

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Did he get the squirrel or no? if he did then it's an FML for the squirrel too!

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absolutegrrr 7

Supposing he did get the squirrel, I doubt it had a life to ****.

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evilscorpi 29

guess he dont care for small things......

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instnt1nfction 17

What kind of person doesn't care for his dick

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Jamicianprince 1

Love you *wink *

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Jamicianprince 1

I ment to say love your pic

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ILoveEggnog 7

I hate those bushy tailed rat bastards. Deer on the other hand are quite delicious.

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bizarre_ftw 21

ILoveeggnog I love your picture!!!!!!! So SO much!!! XD

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mic203 2

ur uncle sound like a cool dude,i bed he wishes he hit the deer himself

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sydneylol 7

Seriously?! Did you even read what you typed?

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HerpYourDerp 7

Oh wow, it's one of the few FMLs that are half written in present tense.

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booiloveeyou 0

lol i just had to back and check and its so true! its half written in past tense and the other half was in present tense :L

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booiloveeyou 0

lol i just had to back and check and its so true! its half written in past tense and the other half was in present tense :L

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darthnerd 0

Actually, it's half HISTORICAL present...

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cheetahbud159 7

Yes, that's what he said.

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no_clue_4_u 4

Your uncle was justified, haven't you seen the old Geico commercials?

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