By eaa145 - 03/03/2009 21:40 - United States

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Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
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Brown5922 0

ohhh haha nice gift from you... but i guess your not performing well?

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zillia_fml 0

u have a small one!!! hahahahahaha sucks!!!

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Bubs_fml 0

People always say "size doesn't matter, it's the technique!" and pull this crap.

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bezach 0

they also say those with small dicks hide it in money.

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mylifeisamess 0

awh it's ok i like em small anyway XDDDD

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JustCallMeCloud 0

Don't worry dude, you have the biggest dick in the world, too bad your dating it :P.

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OMGhi2YOU 0

PFFFFFTTTTT I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK. im sooo sorryyyyy. props on the diamonds though!!!

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AliSama 17

would you rather she get a new boy friend with bigger equipment?

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ellykhoshkele 0

and u should have replied: "its not the size that matters. its where u get to put it!" (statement made by House MD)

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kevin4_fml 0

Get her weight loss pills for her birthday

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luckyyyme 0

...maybe she is trying to tell you something....

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sandy_fml 0

#28 is so right. Freak needs to learn. Some things are just never okay.

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