By Noname - 23/02/2009 01:32 - United States

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Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0

yeah, i guess he assumed your not well groomed down there...hopefully its not like a national forest.

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maaariana 0

for his birthday, give him a razor too. chances are, he needs to groom down there as well.

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practicesafesax 0

hey learn to spell? :)

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Juliana8000 2

not all guys like it shaved folks, hence all the **** out there geared to those who don't.

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stevenmx86 7

Oh no you have to shave something that you could be shaving anyway?

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bizarre_ftw 21

She doesn't Have to do anything

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bizarre_ftw 21

For his birthday sign him up for a massage class or buy him a copy of the karma sutra And at the bottom of the bag have the number from the ExtenZe commercial

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killer092 7

that is the most selfish gift I've ever heard of. what a dick.

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Lunachic91 6

Am I the only one wondering why for her birthday, she got something to look sexy for HIM? I know there's not a lot of lingerie (spelling?) for men, but he could have done something to turn HER on, instead of her gift making her appealing to him. About the razor-eh. How many FML's are about shaving?

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kezzamumma 3

The main point for me is it's HER birthday, not his. But him a sexy outfit for his birthday and put a razor in the bottom as well. He'll be cut lol

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imhope 23

Does it really matter that much if a girl doesn't shave down there? I trim and all but I don't think I would go totally bare.

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