By Noname - 23/02/2009 01:32 - United States

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Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0

yeah, i guess he assumed your not well groomed down there...hopefully its not like a national forest.

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maaariana 0

for his birthday, give him a razor too. chances are, he needs to groom down there as well.

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technobutterfly 0

@28, Wow. How safe.

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loganh427 0

this is bull. thanks noname for posting interesting stories and everything but honestly you kinda piss me off by the fact that none of yours actually happen... I've come across a bunch of your fmls and you constantly switch genders and have the craziest most random fml moments... like seriously? do you have nothing better to do with your time than sit around thinking up weird things to randomly post on a website? I'm sure alot of the stories on this site are made up but you could at least do a better job of making them seem for real... sorry, I've been holding that in for a while whenever I see your name pop up and I honestly don't know why it bothers me so much but it really does

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kellyissmelly 0

@55, do you HONESTLY think "Noname" is a real person? I made an account just so i could tell you this. No name is what you put if you don't what your name to show, dumb shit. It's not one person. Get a life.

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FYL_FO_SHO 0

all you girls out there who think the guy is sooo insensitive are being just being plain stupid. it's not rude to want your lady to be groomed down there. plus he could have been way more rude in how he asked her to shave.

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Sweny 0

Morals? what morals is there to have about shaving downstairs i personally have a mohawk down there and its rockin

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loveyahun 0

I guess he don't like carpet. XD

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ZoeeC 0

he might have just been giving her a razor cos she doesnt shave her legs/underarms and wanted to tell her it was a turn off

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