By dazedandconfused - 25/06/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 442
You deserved it 3 839

Same thing different taste

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x3Kiome 0

Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.

quackquackquac 0

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I think its time to tell everyone you're pregnant. Congrats!

I'm sorry. I hope you slapped whoever told u and told them it was not acceotable to be an assuming asshole at work

These "not an FML" comments are so STUPID! If you don't like it, then fricking leave.

First of all like everyone's said, so you tell them that actually you're pregnant and move on... But secondly, what? If I hear someone puking I assume they're sick...

How nice of your coworkers, instead of asking if you're feeling alright upon hearing you vomit, they tattle on you and give you a lecture.

tjenni 0

soo? it's not like you got fired or anything.

How the **** is this an FML? They obviously didn't know you're pregnant, I guess they do now and you haven't been sacked. Jesus, why the **** are people so whiney about their lives, I mean, fair does if you accidently have sex with your sister, that's an FML, but this... You obviously aren't mature enough to have a baby.

What the ****? She's too immature to have a baby because she doesn't like that her boss thought she came to work hung over? Seeing as coming to work with a hangover can get you fired from most jobs, and there are still employers who will discriminate against pregnant employees, she is more than justified in being upset at the situation.

Did she get fired? No! Is she pregnant? Yes! If the FML went like... 'Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside by my boss and was told I was being sacked because being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML' ...Then that'd be an FML But if she's gonna cry to herself and need the sympathy of as many people as possible on the FML site as soon as something bad happens...well...how is she mature enough to have a baby? It's just gonna be some dodgy emo kid.

the purpose of fml is to share funny stories.. it's called 'my life is ****** but i don't give a ****' or something..the story is kinda funny if you think about it. in no place did it say that the OP was 'crying and whining'. also, it is kind of disrespectful for someone to just think that you're hungover simply because you throw up..it shows that your boss has no faith in you. therefore, it is an fml. people who call out fmls should be banned

That is not an FML. You're pregnant. Get over it.

Why is it that everyone on nearly every FML nowadays must automatically deem it as an FML or not? It's on the site, if you don't like it then shove it up your ass and comment on a different one. Seriously, damn. Also, I moderated this one too

testing_fml 0

Deeming it an FML -- or not -- is an inherent feature of the site. More importantly, why must every moron on FML nowadays who moderates one of these things declare that they have moderated it? No one cares.

I was just getting it with the trend x) Don't act like you can counter me with something just because I stated something you didn't agree with, we can't make everyone happy, can we? I dislike being called a moron, too. Don't do that, you'll get bad luck.

twist_n_shout 0

But "deeming it an FML" happens during the moderating stage. That's why they have people moderating. Those people who comment to just say "not an FML" should probably be moderating if they are so unimpressed with the filtered content.

... My comment was abruptly ended Aaaaas I was saying, Also, I moderated this one too =] Albeit.. didn't it have another sentence tagged at the end of it? Oh well. Anyway, just tell them that you're pregnant or maybe even consider searching for another job, since the people you work with sound like judgemental assholes. :/ Also, congratulations! I hope you turn out to have a healthy child that grows up to be respectful and hardworking. =]

Yulia_fml 0

hahaha "albeit"...you sound like a conceited, egotistical, sorry excuse for a person. Simply because of albeit? no. It's all the crap you've written. I know, i'll have bad luck for saying that. ohhh well.