By dazedandconfused - 25/06/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
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x3Kiome 0

Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.

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quackquackquac 0

Oh. Congrats!

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wolfy_fml 5

And where does it say she was chain smoking? Don't be a douche, easylazy.

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RJB 0

hey it could have been the oopsite Today, I had a crazy party last night and threw up at work from being a little hungover I thought no one heard me until my boss pulled me aside and said if your suffering from morning sickness and if you need to leave considering your so far in r pregnancy I will let you, I'm not Pregnant FML being called very fat or not looking pregnant but looking good while pregnant? hmm ... I have seen tons of those FMLs on this site (the one i wrote above.)

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abcdefghiloveyou 0

You throw up in the first month of pregnancy, not "so far in r pregnancy"

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desertkitt 0

Actually, I have had morning sickness all throughout my pregnancy... I'm one of the lucky ones I guess :( But morning sickness actually lasts about the first trimester, some women don't get morning sick, some women get all day sick (if you've been pregnant and have morning sickness, you'll know morning sickness is all day sick... well, at least from all the mommies and mommies-to-be I've talked with). OP, FYL for having asshole co-workers. And be prepared for a different life style. Be sure to drink lots of water, take frequent sitting breaks, and eat frequently or you will pass out on the job... which can be dangerous for the little baby. My last week of work my boss worked me to the bone and I passed out three times behind the register, followed by puking for two hours almost non-stop. I hope your boss is nicer than your jerk co-workers, really.

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RJB 0

1st, I am 14 so forgive me if I dont study the trimesters of pregnancy, and I was implying the boss thought she was pregnant and she was really fat but actually she was hungover not pregnant, I did a reversal of it and made it look like Op's story was nothing and it could have ended the opposite.

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Colby_Colbert 0

your pregnant? omg, im so sorry =-(

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abyssion1337 0

so what, explain to the person your situation and make them look like a idiot, not an fml just you whining frivolously to people who don't care about your minor inconvenience

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monkeyofdragons 0

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shnibz101 0

Im sorry for that And CONGRATULATIONS!!!! boy or girl?

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anniesaysbueno 0

umm you could have used that pretty mouth of yours to explain....

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alwaysalady 0

Yeah, my boss stopped me to yell at me for leaving my desk too many times when I was 5 months pregnant. I puked on him. He never stopped me again. No once did.

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AmyBeth 0

Wow they're stupid.

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