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By S to the HIT - 08/04/2015 16:08 - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

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By Notpunny - 18/04/2016 22:58 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, while making small talk with a veteran, I made the mistake of using the phrase "Cost an arm and a leg". He was a double amputee. FML

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By Foot In Mouth - 05/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2021 13:01

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By kevcng - 10/09/2012 21:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML

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By Jpah - 24/06/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice. We were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes, she asked me, "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?" She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML

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By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML

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I didn't request this

By not a boy toy - 31/03/2017 22:00

Today, I attended the will reading of the old lady who accidentally ran me over with her car years ago. I was affectionately mentioned and was left with something rather substantial. I had to listen through all that while getting evil leers and silently judged by family members who got squat. FML

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rachelottavia 16

Thursday 9 April 2015 0:11

I feel really bad for the person who lost his leg and was telling the story. To see someone fall asleep while recounting something that traumatizing probably hurt even more

oobergoober89 16

Thursday 9 April 2015 0:10

You kinda deserve it

Comments

DishnobFruitCum 5

Thursday 9 April 2015 2:17

There is an astonishing level of censorship on this website that's beginning to tend toward fascism. I witnessed multiple comments on this FML, including one I posted (a harmless, innocuous observation), disappear with no questions asked. And I suspect the people who run FML are responsible. Just what in the world is going on?

hoosiergirl94 31

Thursday 9 April 2015 2:31

Well did he?

MzZombicidal 36

Thursday 9 April 2015 11:57

Doubtful.

NandersTheFox 22

Thursday 9 April 2015 2:56

I would've probably pretended to sleep and then hate myself for saying that for the night

superguydude200 5

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:35

cappellaaa 23

Thursday 9 April 2015 4:23

Yeah, you totally deserved that op.

hopalong88 3

Thursday 9 April 2015 4:33

As a leg amputee... F*** you! I'm sorry that somebody else seeking support didn't entertain you.

seij_fml 12

Thursday 9 April 2015 5:03

so many people on theyr moral high ground, i found it funny. gotta take life's hardships with a smile!

EarlFug 19

Thursday 9 April 2015 5:16

Being tired is one thing but I can't figure out why upon waking up, you spoke up instead of shutting up. That's a fuckup.

hurley12 30

Thursday 9 April 2015 5:16

Inconsiderate even if you didn't say that. YDI

Sphericity 8

Thursday 9 April 2015 5:34

As rude and mean as that comment is, at least your half-asleep brain has a sense of humor. YDI for not just staying home and getting some sleep when you obviously needed it.