Miscellaneous: Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady...

By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By s - 09/12/2016 02:38

Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

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By t2t2sync - 03/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML

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By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML

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Saturday 1 June 2013 16:57

Fat people thinking they have a disability smh

DocBastard 38

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:59

Her handicap is obviously being a clueless twat.

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Jharrist89 12

Saturday 1 June 2013 17:57

Well karma is a bitch, and she will definitely get hers.

Jharrist89 12

Saturday 1 June 2013 17:58

Well karma is a bitch, and she will definitely get hers.

red61977 9

Saturday 1 June 2013 18:00

Should have ran her over with your wheelchair.

ladytigerhunts 20

Saturday 1 June 2013 18:00

What a bitch. FYL, and fat people need to walk. It's their fault that they got fat in the first place.

Steffi 26

Saturday 1 June 2013 18:25

Some people assume only the old can be disabled.

awkward_gothlady 32

Saturday 1 June 2013 18:28

Is it one of those new invisible wheelchairs?

dvp_fml 8

Saturday 1 June 2013 18:40

I am surprised she didn't wheel up to you in hovaround scooter

Jjimen1654 9

Saturday 1 June 2013 18:42

Well op it is pretty rude, i mean imagine how hard her legs have to work to carry her fat body around, you get to go around in a chair! *sarcasm*

NaN101 27

Saturday 1 June 2013 18:59

I wonder how the people can possibly think that the OP deserved it.

girlbye23 15

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:01

People are so selfish.

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