By ironfey - 21/03/2015 03:38 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML
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ironfey 22

Oh geez. Umm hi. OP here c: so I should probably mention that it was about 10-15 minutes until closing time, and that we aren't allowed to close the gates until 5 til. First only like 5 came in, and we're like okay let's do this. We got this. And then another one came in. And another. And another. Not only that, but some of our bosses family came in, so we had to serve them FOR FREE. I didn't get to clock out until 30 minutes after, and I would've had to stay even later if it wasn't for the fact that I'm 16 and that child labor laws exist. And I should also mention that I have nothing against cheerleaders, I've known cheerleaders and dancers that are the most down to earth people in the entire world, but these girls were the type that ask for the meat to be heated separate, for us to pack the vegetables separately, ask for sauce on the side, etc. It was ridiculous. But thank you all for your comments, and anyone else out there working retail: You're a damn trooper, kudos to you c;

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Top comments

Arthurie 30

Did they have any *odd* orders? Get it? Because they "can't even? "

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Tell them they can't even get a sandwich then

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Comments

ProfessorMctitie 20

Tell them they can't even get a sandwich then

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Fall3nAngel 22

I laughed way harder than I should have at this comment

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RoseBlack123 37

Oh my gosh, I can't even figure out what to say! *sarcasm* but seriously, you have my condolences

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Arthurie 30

Did they have any *odd* orders? Get it? Because they "can't even? "

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ProgMetalMan 8

#5 - Then they can even and are just filthy liars

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botanistjessica 24

The OP called them "basic", literature I also attribute to people known to say "I can't even". Just sayin'.

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cre8tvlylicnsd 14

Not necessarily. I know "basic" is being used as a slang term these days. However, that doesn't mean that everyone is using the term in that way. In this instance, the OP could have been honestly using it to illustrate how simple these girls were (simpletons). Or, the OP may have been using "their" terminology ironically to illustrate his/her point. Either way, I don't think you're in a position to judge. OP's grammar and syntax were fine.

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AndrewMoreira14 19

Be like "oh my gosh Becky look at the time. I can't even keep open any longer" with the sassiest voice

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FluffyPandas156 13

How about a knuckle sandwich? But fyl if you're impatient

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gracehi 31

Did any of them ask you how big is a 6 inch hoagie? That happened to me back when I was a sandwich maker.

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Purexinsanity 46

Not gonna lie, I've asked that question before. But in my defense, it was finals week and I was running on 2 hours of sleep

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Zebediabolical 39

In the defense of people who say that, Subway's 12inch subs aren't actually 12 inches.

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dragonladiesfire 19

That happened to me too when I was a sandwich maker. I was just like "you just said it"...-_-

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logic368 8

They could be asking about girth, not length...

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metalcrazed 21

That's valid,the footlong isn't twelve inches,why would the 6 inch measure correctly?

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tormcn 26

I don't like understand WHY this is an fml? Like.. you're getting business, right? I totally can't even... no this is ridiculous. Whatev's.

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lexwilder 16

you clearly have no experience in the fast food business. 1) a bus full of people is always an fml 2) anyone that shows up at close is an fml 3) "literally can't even" is self explanatory.

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jtfrisch 22

Tell them they can get a side of extra meat

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