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By suckstobeme - 12/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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Aethren 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

maybe you should have texted her instead

ptrek85 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:02

I really hope you didn't try to propose again.

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Icesurfer7 1

Wednesday 15 April 2009 11:23

Sounds like a great future relationship if it's that serious.

shakerchic804 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:24

that sucks big time

thatchick85 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:12

that really sucks, but seriously shes not worth it DUMP HER

takran 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:31

Maybe she thought you had texted her the question?

almost_midget 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:31

Wow. Not sure she's worth it...

furrylala 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 2:42

wow. messed up.....

Chelle456 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 6:02

that suck dude im so sorry maybe you shoud get rid of her thats what i would do... no one deserves what she did....

YouDontSeeMe 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:29

you should dump her with a text.

DoubleJG 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:17

You should have stood up and sent the question via text message, had her respond, and say "uh.. just kidding."

linzivanity 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:28

Damn! What the hell is wrong with her? Who does that? lol. #113 had a funny solution.

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