Kids: Today, after weeks of money slowly disappearing from the stash...

By jill - 08/05/2011 18:25 - United States

Today, after weeks of money slowly disappearing from the stash in my bedroom, I confronted my son about it. I'm not sure which is worse: that my son is a thief or that he actually blamed his father for it. We've been divorced and haven't spoken for eight years. FML

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By tomcat69 - 11/07/2011 00:01 - Canada

Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 22:00

Today, I found out why my son has been working out and taking martial arts classes. It was so he could beat his stepbrother up and put him in the hospital, as revenge for stealing his secret cash supply, over £4000. I'm too old and too tired for this. FML

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She's crafty

By rainastartree - 23/12/2013 21:10 - United States - Crum Lynne

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

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By Julia - 26/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML

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Docbee 11

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:41

you have a stash in your bedroom? Whatever happened to the bank?

mintcar 9

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:50

Discipline should be in order. Seriously, who steals money from their own parents?

Comments

mintcar 9

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:50

Discipline should be in order. Seriously, who steals money from their own parents?

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:55

Kids up to no good.

htb2050 11

Monday 9 May 2011 0:09

I used to. how else did I buy myself an nokia n95 a n95 8gb and then an htc hero. but I do regret doing that. If I had saved all that cash then the possibilities were endless. ah :'(

SpectSelf 0

Monday 9 May 2011 0:26

I did. I should've been beat for it but I wasn't. I had was a misguided youth.

Krilleee 5

Monday 9 May 2011 1:54

why would you steal in the first place? if u can't effort it u have to work for it .. thats what I've been learned.

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:47

I used to. Never got caught either. Told my parents last year! I'm 35 years old. They laughed. Moral of the story? Be sneakier than they can possibly imagine you are.

Troll_Doll 0

Monday 9 May 2011 12:31

You'd be surprised. Not all kids have respect for their parents or consideration in the fact their parents spent time and energy working for it. Especially if the kid wants to buy something and has been told no, doesn't have enough, or isn't old enough to get a job, ect. I used to steal from my dad's stash of cash in the dresser between the ages of 5 and 12. If you know where it is, then it's also pretty easy to do it and not care while you're still immature.

CODplayer4lyfe 24

Friday 24 April 2015 4:51

We all steal their money for at least 18 years

ImInABox 6

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:52

..At least he didn't blame the ceiling cat that watches him do disturbing things?

BooGhosted 0

Monday 9 May 2011 4:39

Lol I saw that pic tooooo it's amazing I bet he watched his mom more than anything though o

Brandnewuser 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:53

how old is your son? if he's 8 that's a funny kid if he's a teen or older then that's bad parenting

tjv3 10

Monday 9 May 2011 0:40

15 why does it have to be bad parenting? could be that the son is just a loser and an ass. I'm the middle son and my parents raised me and my two brothers the same way. I have a successful career own my own place etc while both my brothers are complete losers. so obviously kids can turn out bad even when the parents are great parents. it comes down to personal choices

Brandnewuser 0

Monday 9 May 2011 0:56

Each kid is different, you can't raise every kid the same way. That's why parenting is hard.

RileyL29 0

Monday 9 May 2011 11:11

15: Way to contradict yourself. Idiot. 30: Agree.

ifetayo 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:06

not necessarily bad parenting, but I get your point

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:54

Congratulations! If you're lucky, you'll be seeing your son on one of those world's dumbest criminal shows!

Garyy_fml 11

Monday 9 May 2011 3:48

wow ^

malpalll 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:58

my mom calls that a gateway crime.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 9 May 2011 0:07

At first sight, I misread this FML and wondered why you'd keep your money in your mustache. But seriously OP, Fyl, I'd stay away from your son until he does something major to make up for it.

Just_ol_Kole 0

Monday 9 May 2011 5:46

haha keepin money in her moustache... classic

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 9 May 2011 0:08

Beat him with a belt. Once you take money from your parents, all bets are off. I would never do that. Steal money from the person who takes care of you?!

sasha0o0 4

Monday 9 May 2011 0:11

maybe it has something to do with you not speaking to his father for eight years..

DrJesse 10

Monday 9 May 2011 8:56

my parents havent spoken in 19 years but i dont steal from either of them

jenna5960 7

Monday 9 May 2011 22:58

Excellent point!

SpectSelf 0

Monday 9 May 2011 0:24

beat his ass. take it back to the days of making him grab a switch off a tree so you can whoop his ass with it. **** being passive. kids lack real discipline these days.