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FML - The follow-up
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Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.
By DocBastard - / Saturday 17 December 2011 02:29 / United States
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Too far, guys. Curse words are still just words. She won't even know what it means anyway, and if the parents don't make a big deal of it she won't go around saying it just to get a reaction, the way all kids do.

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Had you also just been trying to get an angry, writhing, screaming toddler to sleep for two hours while being chronically sleep deprived? No? The two situations do not compare, kiddo.

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Not only did DocBastard get an FML published, it was the first one he ever submitted. That's pretty awesome. Worth it to wait until you have a *really* good story to submit.

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Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.

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I really don't understand the big deal about it actually getting published. The first one I ever posted got published, though the 11 since then haven't. I honestly think it's a bigger deal that Doc posted this than that he got it published.

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Being a parent doesn't make you an invincible, perfect superhero! They are still human. And having a baby doesn't make you grow up over night, it's a process!

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It's surprisingly hard to censor yourself, especially when you manage to break a bone. I wacked my foot really hard today at work and could only say garbled gibberish to cover yelling profanity.

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My parents have been there. When I was about one, my dad dropped something and yelled "FUCK". I walked around the house singing "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" for awhile :) And then I stopped. Don't worry Doc, she'll get bored of it if you guys don't react TOO harshly :-)

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