Intimacy: Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been...

By Jeathrow - 16/02/2012 15:01 - United States

Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML

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Suburbia

By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 14:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street, about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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The nerve!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 00:26 - United States - Eureka

Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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Redesign

By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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Open invitation

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 06:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, after a grueling business trip, my husband and I came home to all our furniture broken, every window smashed, all the floors scratched and carpets ripped, all our electronics stolen, and all our food and booze gone. What happened? Our son held a party and invited literally everyone he could from campus. FML

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Thursday 16 February 2012 18:48

nows a good time to find somewhere else to live. before something dangerous happens

PlaidPanda 9

Thursday 16 February 2012 18:49

Did you do ANY kind of research/asking around before moving on?

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lulzworthy 3

Friday 17 February 2012 7:26

Buy the drugs, **** licker.

chase534 0

Friday 17 February 2012 8:27

Ah so you found my old apartments eh? Be careful I got mugged at mine before would have been nice to be offered drugs instead

uallsuckbitches 0

Friday 17 February 2012 8:35

Did u move to gang street

Fmlsea 28

Friday 17 February 2012 9:01

bet you're counting down the days till your lease is over .

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Friday 17 February 2012 10:14

damn those are some crazy ass neighbors D: who the f*ck welcomes someone like this?!

Ugi 26

Friday 17 February 2012 11:16

Nice neighbourhood you've found there! It's easy to say after the event but if you are planning on living somewhere unfamiliar then taking a walk around the area at night before you commit to it is never a bad plan!

karmicsamadi86 9

Friday 17 February 2012 11:59

Welcome to the neighborhood?

WOGBRO 6

Friday 17 February 2012 12:58

Someone doesn't like you

SwtCherryPie 26

Friday 17 February 2012 14:40

YDI because I'm sure you knew it was "that kind of neighborhood" before you moved there, and if you didn't know that, YDI for not checking out what kind of neighborhood you were moving into. And moreso YDI completely for leaving your laundry in the laundromat unattended. I'm just stupid.