Animals: Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my... - FML

By SMCHR - 09/05/2011 03:22 - Ireland

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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By lindora - 14/09/2020 17:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML

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By Doggone it - 12/11/2022 12:00

Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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Manchild

By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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By peevedMcGee - 23/11/2018 17:30

Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML

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Rampage

By emmalou - 16/09/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML

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By SeeMeInTheDark - 07/12/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML

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Anger issues

By Flash - 25/07/2021 17:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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badbe 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:36

that's kinda cute. pet her

BahahahLOL 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:40

Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.

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Troll_Doll 0

Monday 9 May 2011 12:03

Sounds like kitty is being a *****. That's a bad kitty! Hide your pot-pie.

mandypandypants 4

Monday 9 May 2011 12:17

You should really step back and take a look at yourself. Most colleges will have you fill out a questionnaire and will match you with a roommate they think you'll get along with.

mintcar 9

Monday 9 May 2011 12:50

No matter how I used to answer the questions, I would always get a roommate opposite of what I asked for. Exactly why I now prefer to live in a single.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 9 May 2011 19:46

They match questionnaires like they're filming a season of "the real world"... for maximum drama.

kira74 6

Monday 9 May 2011 12:24

I know someone who thinks they have a wolf-spirit inside them so she always acts like a dog.

blester259 1

Monday 9 May 2011 12:35

I saw that movie move out she is going to kill you cat and anyone else close to you move out man

joshp406 0

Monday 9 May 2011 12:57

Holy shit, it's like Piggsy from Manhunt, only with a cat girl instead of a mentally derranged fat dude who thinks he's a pig

Ella90 0

Monday 9 May 2011 13:00

get a male cat see if she tries to get at it lol

kasumii 1

Monday 9 May 2011 13:16

Roommates. They're the worst people on earth. FYL for having one.

dragonaair 5

Monday 9 May 2011 13:51

Clearly she's an animagusm

dragonaair 5

Monday 16 May 2011 12:52

animagus*

cloudia32 6

Monday 9 May 2011 13:56

Umm... How can you just now be going into a new dorm when school is almost over with or is over with 

Emma_4312 7

Monday 9 May 2011 13:59

uhmm, how old is this chick...??

fluffymario 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 5:53

hey

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