Animals: Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my... - FML

By SMCHR - 09/05/2011 03:22 - Ireland

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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By lindora - 14/09/2020 17:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML

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By Doggone it - 12/11/2022 12:00

Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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By peevedMcGee - 23/11/2018 17:30

Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML

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Rampage

By emmalou - 16/09/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML

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By SeeMeInTheDark - 07/12/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML

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Anger issues

By Flash - 25/07/2021 17:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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badbe 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:36

that's kinda cute. pet her

BahahahLOL 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:40

Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.

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jewfro311 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 14:58

People at my school wear cat ears. :/

jakel121 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:46

That sounds pretty hot.

EvanRL 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 15:17

Find out where she hides her shrooms. lol

Misumi09 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:18

LMFAO !! .. Meooow ..

fox333 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 0:33

maby she's a furry... or is just ******* with you

TheLovelySayu 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 2:58

thats strange if hair balls start appearing i would move out or call the wacky shack lol

breathemein 10

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:32

meow

dakins 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:18

be thankful, my roommate insisted she was a werewolf ........... one day I woke up to her nibbling on a Teddy bear i'd had since childhood and howling at the full moon..... u can't fix crazy.... but u can put in for a transfer!

sabiancymbol 1

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:29

purrrr-fect

tim3bandit57 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 7:28

what sort of dorm does a person move into in May?

NamelessNeko 13

Wednesday 11 May 2011 11:33

Sweet, you have a furry for a roommate!

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