By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 00:11 - United States

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML
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killak41 9

Maybe if you put on a little more glitter...

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Lanceeden 12

I find it funny his fml name is anonymous. I know his true identity....STEVE. -dramatic chipmunk stare-

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spider63 0

I would punched him in his throat right there!

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perdix 29

Steve, why did you say you are Anonymous when you identify yourself in the story? Seems odd, doesn't it, Steve? Steve, spending days on a "seasons greetings" cards is just creepy. You're a grown man, aren't you, Steve? You really thought a homemade non-Christmas Christmas card was going to score you some big cash? You do need to **** off, Steve!

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cheeseboy77 0

perdix is correct (as usual). this FML seems very fake. Why the hell would a guy spend DAYS making a Christmas card for his boss?are you that stupid Steve?

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ohmandapants 16

He never said anything about this FML sounding fake.

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dixiefoxx 22

I'm sure Steve is really that stupid, because, believe it or not.. There's a lot of stupid people out there that would do that but yeah, I am wondering who would honestly do that, and perdix, I couldn't have said it better myself

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Googoo27 12

Completely off topic (dont hate) but almost at 10,000 comments perdix. Way to go (If FML has PM's, tell me now, i use the iphone app so if i get em, i wont see em)

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perdix 29

Yes, FML has PMs. Hey, I get another comment for that ;) Thanks for noticing that.

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KiddNYC1O 20

If you combine his previous account (plexico) he'd be almost at 20,000 comments...

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farhil 14

Perdix is Plexico :O /mind blown. Plexico was my favorite FML'er back in the day... No wonder why I like Perdix so much

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yep. I miss Intoxicunt.

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Trooth 13

Well time to stop kissing up to your boss :)

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reaganomics 6

Hmm don't be a brown nosing bitch.......i would have asked how much company time it took you to put glitter on a card while everyone else was working

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jk4life 1

FAke no one spends days on a stupid card

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ohmandapants 16

Just wait til you get moderated. Some people do spend days on things like cards. They're called PERFECTIONISTS Edit: I have marvelous timing.

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flockz 19

*puts on troll sweatbands* wow you asshole. why would you just assume his name is steven? what if his name was steventula or steveaceratops? what then? ya now it seems like you just put him in a corner of embarassment and self hatred for having such a terrible name. just think, maybe his boss read your comment and decided to fire "steve" for having a name not as cool as steven. now his wife's leaving him too. greeeat. you just ruined his life. and that's how you properly troll the internet. *takes off sweatbands*

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Mackenzie99 6

Aha what a nice boss you have

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2dog 15

Did you take it out of the trash can?

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