Cats and Animals: Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly...

By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML

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By jaydiv - 22/11/2009 09:15 - Australia

Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

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By Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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gonad_gobbler 1

Monday 9 April 2012 18:50

Oh man you cat be serious! C'mon you've got to be kitten me! That sounds like a catastrophe! Hopefully you can put this event behind you and "fur-get" about it.

Mifflicious 18

Monday 9 April 2012 19:28

According to your profile, you want to be a veterinarian. I really suggest you don't if you think hugging cats is strange. Jeez..

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DracoSpirita 21

Monday 9 April 2012 19:49

I hug my kitties all the time, just because I love them...

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 9 April 2012 19:57

Clearly a sign of a cat who has outgrown her ability to give a ****.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 10 April 2012 0:51

You are assuming that cats EVER give a ****... In my experience, they don't.

gill4liife 0

Monday 9 April 2012 19:58

That's a crappy situation...

laurenobrien 4

Monday 9 April 2012 19:58

Cats are gross

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 9 April 2012 20:08

Actually they're a far tidier species than most. You can't honestly tell me that dogs, lovable bastards though they may be, are in any way clean.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 April 2012 20:22

well. they may not like dogs either. My wife has an irrational fear of cats. She's not an animal lover, in general, but she will tolerate dogs. I grew up with both dogs and cats so I just have to deal with just having dogs so she doesn't get freaked.

laurenobrien 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:02

No I love dogs lol I just really think cats are annoying and gross

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 9 April 2012 20:01

Apparently any sign of affection given to a cat is considered the way of the 'crazy cat lady'. I've seen people make out with their shit-eating dogs for 5 minutes and that's considered ok somehow. Hugging a fluffy little bundle of soft warm fur that's cleaner that your own damn face, though; now that's just madness!!