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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

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By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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Got a little a carried away there, Skippy

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, one of the houses had actors with chainsaws. I ran away screaming and slammed into a wall. So much for being macho this Halloween. FML

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Rightly so

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By racking-leaves - 14/11/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

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By downgirl - 04/11/2015 06:02 - United States - Norman

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

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A bunch of ghosts did it!

By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 00:02

Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML

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tkdgold03 5

Monday 26 December 2011 8:04

how unfortunate.. at least it wasn't shit..

IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Monday 26 December 2011 8:10

Throw some flaming candy at him. Apparently its halloween.

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hateevryone 14

Monday 26 December 2011 17:17

guys are so immature these days.

FranzFerdinand 18

Monday 26 December 2011 17:24

He wanted to give you time with the treat before giving you the trick. Happy Halloween, OP.

Caroline0417 1

Monday 26 December 2011 17:42

Omg that's hilarious!!!

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 26 December 2011 17:59

I have concluded 23 is a dumbfuck loser, based off his profile picture and his "About Me".

PinkHorset 5

Monday 26 December 2011 19:30

You don't say?!

ninjacapo 2

Monday 26 December 2011 20:31

Dam that sucks

BlAzEtHiS 0

Monday 26 December 2011 20:47

I do believe that could be considered attempted murder. Throwing anything that is ignited at someone should be, at the very least, attempted arson. Notify the authorities.

meshymeshters3 1

Monday 26 December 2011 20:50

ssssooooooooooooooo didnt happn cmon dude rlly?!

Mea022796 2

Monday 26 December 2011 22:58

Yikes! At least shit wasn't thrown at you

blair_x 12

Monday 26 December 2011 23:41

I hope someone got him a calendar for Christmas.

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