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because he traded his nose for great magical powers duh you can't have a noise and be the dark lord now can you no it's just illogical

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@163 maybe op was driving or was a passenger in a moving car. it would take a lot for me to throw myself out of a moving car lol

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if it makes u feel better when i lost mine... we were in the bathroom at a karate halloween party... his brother (who just so happened to be our sensei) was the one to catch us..awkwarddd.

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What the shit 120 you're fucking ridiculous, what a horrible first time. So while pulling down his batman pants, lifting up the ruffles on your princess costume, and balancing on the toilet seat of the bathroom at your tween, 14 year old yellow belt having karate Halloween party last year were you actually visualizing the horrible decent of your life from that very moment and choosing names for your graduation preventing bastard child you're going to birth next year? Enjoy the raves, make sure y

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120 is a lil poser shkank.. "total rave girl" my ass, you wouldnt know a real rave if it dropped its hairy nuts in your mouth.

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where did she say that he didnt use a condom? I agree, the first time you have sex it should be at least in a bed, but having sex in the bathroom doesnt mean that your automatically a crazy bitch craving for drugs every five seconds... your an idiot :D

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4bidden, please tell me you approach women in real life like you do on fml, I totally want to hear what happens after you lift your shirt up!! Sexy time?

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Or just having some good old fashioned sex? Why does everything have to be so serious nowadays, nobody ever says why are you playing all that football? where is it leading too?

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Sex is the most intimate thing you can do with a person. Football is a sport..somewhat unrelated. Nevermind, sex in the backseat of a car is cramped and uncomfortable, if it makes you feel better. It's not as good as it could've been ;P Sluts ftw eh?

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Akwa-fy the situation even more: Hey! My friends are getting it on the backseat! Why don't I just pull out my camera phone and take some pics? They won't think THAT's weird!

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