By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
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Everyone saying YDI for not using condoms is a moron. Obviously you use condoms when having sex with someone if you're not sure it would be safe, but with your fiance? if she's on the pill no point, pill is way more effective than condoms as a contraceptive, and you had better know by then whether or not your partner has diseased. So what I'm trying to say is stupid people who don't understand sex STFU

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Tell your friend to grow a pair and buy his own damn condoms

Have fun explaining. Hopefully your fiancé will listen.

dudeitsdanny 9

I think it's a bigger FML for his friend. He's having sex, but he's not capable of buying his own condoms. I had a friend ask me to buy him condoms once not long ago. My reply, "If you can't buy your own condoms, you shouldn't have sex." Followed by a joke about how I'll gladly buy them to have sex with his girlfriend

Jonathan33 0

maybe they don't use condoms because she has ABORTIONS!! there...let's see how many people whine over that next person you have the floor...GO!

Rainkicksu 0

I dont get how this is a FML unless she dumped you/ is really angry at you for assuming there for you. However, why arnt you using condoms OP? even if shes on the pill or another thing to prevent pregnancy you should always use a condom just to be safe.

jane99 0

Unless you are intentionally spreading STD's, it's no one's business if you and your partner want to use a condom or not.

i second this ITS NOBODY'S BUSINESS!! ^***END OF STORY***^

MistressSly 0

well i am thouroughly in op's defense but at the same time if the OP hadnt wanted it to be anyone's business he wouldnt have posted it.

dudeitsdanny 9

The FML wasn't his use of condoms, but that his girlfriend caught him buying them and didn't know why. People should focus on the FML =)

You should have just said, "Oh hi, we're using these from now on." Of course, you probably would have also been wanting to say, "I'm getting these for my friend, he's too shy to buy them himself." In which case you might have gotten mixed up and said, "I'm using these with a friend, he's too shy to buy them himself." In which case this fml would be a lot more fun.

Haha, I find it hard to believe that someone old enough to be getting married has a friend immature enough to be afraid of buying condoms. Unless I knew the friend, if I were in the fiancee's position I would be suspicious for that reason.

Haha, FML moment :P I'm sure she understood when you explained it to her tho ^_^