By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
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dsrs3777 0

Everyone saying YDI for not using condoms is a moron. Obviously you use condoms when having sex with someone if you're not sure it would be safe, but with your fiance? if she's on the pill no point, pill is way more effective than condoms as a contraceptive, and you had better know by then whether or not your partner has diseased. So what I'm trying to say is stupid people who don't understand sex STFU

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el393way 0

wouldn't that be easy to explain? wouldn't the friend vouch for you?

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alleyes 0

wow, you must be a really untrustworthy person if your fiancee flips out to see you with condoms. That or she's super unsecure. Eather way your lucky if this proves to be the last straw, we all know its not going to work out anyway. cheer up though, Beter luck next time!

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bre_zip_it_up13 11

why u dont use condoms

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dsrs3777 0

Condoms aren't important if you're on another contraceptive unless you don't know the person's sexual disease status. And they make sex like way less awesome (for guys and girls). That's why

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c6dragster 0

OMG i cant beliebe it... THATS JUST TERRIBLE... really

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MistressSly 0

yeah that sucks but asgin an easily explainable humorous incident..not particurly FML mats. unless your fiance' is psycho in which case your a dumbass for being with her

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capthavoc123 0

And then I told her that I was just buying them for my friend. MLIA

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napero 0

Explain the situation and if it doesn't work, have your friend explain it, yay o/

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Subjectzero 0

your friend is a big ******* pussy and there is no way he's gotten any or will get any if he is shy about sexuality. should have told him to grow a pair and get it himself.

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sweatteaforme001 0

I agree. The bonds on friendship do not include this particular favor.

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Lisa89 3

Just explain to your fiance. No biggy.

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frickity 0

"Ugh" is what I have to say to the people who feel they deserved it because they don't use condoms. Condoms are used to prevent pregnancy and some STDs. +Okay. SOME STDs! SOME! Just because you use condoms doesn't mean you're clean. And just because you don't use condoms doesn't mean you're NOT clean. And the fact that they aren't married? What the HELL does that have to do with it? Married people cheat all the time. +If they are engaged, they probably trust each other enough to have sex without condoms. And if they're engaged, they are probably close to the point where having children (if the pill didn't work) wouldn't be a complete disaster. I understand how having sex before you're married is frowned upon, but what does "They should be using condoms especially if they aren't married yet..." have to do with it! It's the use of CONDOMS! Married people cheat just as much as unmarried people. Using condoms has nothing to do with being married or not. Sex is sex no matter what your status is. The OP didn't think this was an FML because he/she doesn't use condoms. He/She felt the fact that their significant other saw them buying condoms and jumped to the wrong conclusion was FML worthy. Why does this have to turn into the matter of condom use or not.

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