Love: Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because...

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By madfather - 23/02/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By rxcrs3 - 09/08/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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The kindness of strangers

By Samprib - 01/06/2013 05:09 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was, "God forbid a maxed-out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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Misunderstood

By fuck - 18/03/2015 17:40 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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Saturday 24 October 2009 20:12

Just explain. Not that big a deal

dsrs3777 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:14

Everyone saying YDI for not using condoms is a moron. Obviously you use condoms when having sex with someone if you're not sure it would be safe, but with your fiance? if she's on the pill no point, pill is way more effective than condoms as a contraceptive, and you had better know by then whether or not your partner has diseased. So what I'm trying to say is stupid people who don't understand sex STFU

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allihall127 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:02

Ohh FYL. Tell her the truth, and hopefully she'll believe you. I know I probably wouldn't buy that story but hopefully she does!

unlucky93_fml 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:31

Alright well the comments on this are just completely GAY. Seriously, why are 25 adults talking about the word "whilst". Go suck a dick for God's sake if you're gonna waste your time saying that

ladiesman14 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:51

i never use condoms. all my girls are on the pill. i dont even use them for back door sex. whats the point. all my girls date me only so im safe.

girlygirl666 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:33

... So, I'm guessing you have a kickin' fantasy life

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:45

"all your girls" are you a pimp?

Veritas143 0

Monday 26 October 2009 22:19

You wanna be Butter's' bottom bitch?

trojan124 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 18:12

your friend is a ******* moron

blue8795 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:01

My question is: Is your friends still in high school? Who's embarrassed about buying condoms? If you're too shy to buy condoms, you shouldn't be having sex.

lollipop217 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:34

tell your friend to grow a pair.

blastvortex 3

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:05

No good deed goes unpunished. =p Good luck explaining that. Hell, even I don't believe it. xD

dunyone1 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:37

YDI for not using condoms.

romaunts 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:21

Welll, if she doesn't trust you enough to believe you, then you shouldn't be in a relationship together, anyways. So, you would deserve it for being with someone with no trust. If she has reason not to trust you, like you cheated before... you deserve it even more. I can understand that it would be tricky and surely it would cause her a moment of doubt, but it should be alright if you explained. If she didn't believe you, it's better off if you guys break up.