By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
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dsrs3777 0

Everyone saying YDI for not using condoms is a moron. Obviously you use condoms when having sex with someone if you're not sure it would be safe, but with your fiance? if she's on the pill no point, pill is way more effective than condoms as a contraceptive, and you had better know by then whether or not your partner has diseased. So what I'm trying to say is stupid people who don't understand sex STFU

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Lepton 0

Your friend needs to nut up or shut up.

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dsrs3777 0

Everyone saying YDI for not using condoms is a moron. Obviously you use condoms when having sex with someone if you're not sure it would be safe, but with your fiance? if she's on the pill no point, pill is way more effective than condoms as a contraceptive, and you had better know by then whether or not your partner has diseased. So what I'm trying to say is stupid people who don't understand sex STFU

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

ok OP this is simple, stay with me now: i understand the awkwardness of this situation, but simply tell her the situation. you were buying them for a friend who was too nervous to do so himself, then bring her with you to give them to your friend. if she doesnt believe you, then you have more issues with this relationship than youre presenting. a little thing called trust goes a long way. also for the people asking about a "condom section/store" most drugstores or grocerystores [stop&shop, krogers, cvs, riteaid, etc] have a pharmacy section where you can purchase condoms, as well as the front register. a convenience store however, will only have a main register, so it is VERY plausible his fiance could see him at the store purchasing condoms.

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seanreddog 4

I already acknowledged that. Anything is possible, however.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

touche, i just saw your post after i posted mine.

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Yeyo_23 0

haha just explain what happened if u can

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BunnyDrastic 0

jus tell the bitch ur buyin um for ur friend!

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McBadAss 0

Tell her they are for special birthday sex when the two of you are going to invite your other fiancee to join. Go poligamy! No but seriously, if she stays mad at you after you explain it, then your life will really suck.

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physicsgirl4 0

the OP really should be using condoms, even if he is engaged.......

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Are you going to ground him for his lack of condom-use, Mother? I didn't realise he posted this FML to get lectured about not using condoms.

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dsrs3777 0

Also condoms suck. You don't need them. Unless you don't know if your partner has STDs/if they do. So hush and stop being righteous

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xheathaax 3

It's his life. He doesn't have to use them. Obviously if he said they don't use them they trust that Neither of them of them have stds. And maybe she's on a form of birth control. If not maybe they want a baby. If they are trying for a baby, you still going to tell them to use condoms? You don't know the story so don't judge them on their choice since they obviously trust each other where they are okay without condoms.

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fringle 0

so? explain it to her. not the end of the world.

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