Miscellaneous: Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 19:48 - United States

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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727Aaron727 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:40

A 21 year old fighting over candy, was it a thousand dollar bar?

YaboyVinnie 21

Monday 22 August 2011 1:41

Your sister apparently has the Peter-Griffin syndrome.

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TudorPangal 2

Monday 22 August 2011 6:05

Your sister's most likely on her period.

dankdrokush 0

Monday 22 August 2011 6:16

In soviet russia, candy eat you

divadro102 16

Monday 22 August 2011 6:39

I would like to know who "battered [you] to shit."

thiscrazything 1

Monday 22 August 2011 6:47

21 yr old needs to grow up, 6 yr old needs to learn manners, op needs to find another family

lastsinglepanda 16

Monday 22 August 2011 6:54

I agree with #96, did the six year old hold you down while the 21 year old beat the shit out of OP or was it the other way round?

hyden121 2

Monday 22 August 2011 7:03

Some things are best left alone. What does not kill them only makes them stronger.

pfx2_fml 15

Monday 22 August 2011 7:04

Just imagine if it was a Klondike bar..

pfx2_fml 15

Monday 22 August 2011 7:06

Just imagine if it was a Klondike bar..

aFMLfann4life 0

Monday 22 August 2011 7:07

That sounds like a similar fight between my 20 year old sister & my 5 year old brother! But it was with a piece of gum

Dakotastoner 0

Monday 22 August 2011 7:09

I'd **** that crazy bitch

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