Kids: Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

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Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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irish_lad 16

Sunday 24 May 2015 23:57

Your sister and parents need some serious help if they don't believe you and accusing you of doing stupid shit. I would leave as soon as you get a chance

cutycat136 28

Monday 25 May 2015 0:02

How old is your sister? Even if I knew and it was still a small child, I do not believe it's appropriate behaviour for any child to be doing that and should not just be shrugged off as a phase.

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CS_Pats 9

Sunday 24 May 2015 23:56

So, did she want to be an only child?

p_diddy77 19

Sunday 24 May 2015 23:57

Still better than an alarm clock. No I'm kidding. That really sucks OP!

psychopolarbear 28

Monday 25 May 2015 3:32

I wake up swinging if someone so much as brushes my upper body. My step sibs did this to me once or twice when we were little, no matter how long ago it was, it still causes me problems. You might wanna lock your door at night. Maybe even invest in a vicious dog. Ya know, for "companionship" and all.

fsomelife 26

Monday 25 May 2015 5:21

It would just end with the dog getting put down if anything happened. :(

irish_lad 16

Sunday 24 May 2015 23:57

Your sister and parents need some serious help if they don't believe you and accusing you of doing stupid shit. I would leave as soon as you get a chance

tranced_ 45

Monday 25 May 2015 3:05

Yeah they might actually kill him and blame it on himself!

MrConcise 34

Monday 25 May 2015 3:17

Tough spot, I'd say also write a letter to the police explaining that this happened just in case you don't make it. You know, so she can get strangled herself by a bunch of hostile inmates.