Miscellaneous: Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 19:48 - United States

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

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727Aaron727 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:40

A 21 year old fighting over candy, was it a thousand dollar bar?

YaboyVinnie 21

Monday 22 August 2011 1:41

Your sister apparently has the Peter-Griffin syndrome.

Comments

RabbitPressure1 6

Monday 22 August 2011 2:12

Well, I think we all know who looses this fight. The candy. Because while they where punching and kicking, it was slowly being tortured to death by stomach acids.

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 22 August 2011 2:49

Everything about your comment including your name & picture is a win!

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 22 August 2011 2:12

If karma is just, then the punishment for a 21 year old woman beating a 6 year old boy over candy and telling him he's going to hell would be her getting beat by a 30 year old male amateur boxer for parking more than 6 inches from the curb, and him telling her his buddies will be over later to beat her some more.

iparker97 0

Monday 22 August 2011 2:14

Who won?

elephantcrazy 7

Monday 22 August 2011 2:18

That's hilarious!!

Glockinator 2

Monday 22 August 2011 2:21

I'm 30 and I would fight a 6 year old over those delicious little hard candy my grandma put in her dish. Mmmmm

Kadox 0

Monday 22 August 2011 2:26

Maybe she's pregnant???

sarahrocrocrocks 5

Monday 22 August 2011 2:30

damn, SHE MUST BE FAT!!!!

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 22 August 2011 2:40

Sadly this is not surprising. The world is rarely ever as mature and (for lack of a better word) normal as we'd like it to be. My approach is to bring attention to it, laugh, then go off and do something 10X as crazy ^_^) lol