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By okaythen - 04/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2014 16:30 - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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Classic escape plan

By Amanda - 31/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML

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Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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Blink_me26 21

Friday 4 October 2013 16:20

Well isn't he a dick.

naznafeathers 22

Friday 4 October 2013 16:21

Or, the guy could have been honest to his date and not have to have used you like that. :l

Comments

jrock9093 18

Friday 4 October 2013 18:36

Wow he's a prick in a half isn't he I hope karma strikes back

beautifulsoul89 11

Friday 4 October 2013 19:34

What a Ass!!! He ditches his date and calls you beautiful only to take it back, good thing you didn't respond to his little scheme (and men wonder why us woman look at them as assholes!) Why can't people be honest with each other anymore???!!!

rebellionwars 11

Friday 4 October 2013 20:03

No op is a dick.

TheBrochure 22

Friday 4 October 2013 20:46

Plenty of OPs out there are dicks! Evidence lies in that every now and then, you come across a completely stacked "YDI" count! :P

Dawnstempest 17

Friday 4 October 2013 20:52

I've met some psycho girls/ guys before (some of which were dating my friends), what he did is one of the best ways to get rid of them when they just won't take "No, leave me alone" or "No, we are over and have been for months" as an acceptable answer. I'm not saying that's why he did that... And his last comment was definitely rude. But pretending you're dating a random stranger to get rid of a crazy ex works wonders.

monnanon 13

Saturday 5 October 2013 10:55

thats a bit of a jump isnt it?

worldclassrager 39

Friday 4 October 2013 20:53

Well blushing should be a good thing...but if he is trying to break up with is current that way it's not worth it...

katie_xoxo3 16

Friday 4 October 2013 21:32

Aw what a poopface

stupidbox 9

Friday 4 October 2013 22:17

He ain't so cute anymore :p douchebag

imbedderdenu 23

Friday 4 October 2013 22:22

wow...what an ass

TheBrochure 22

Friday 4 October 2013 23:08

...is probably the exact thing that that douche said to OP!

alycion 38

Friday 4 October 2013 22:29

Cause stalking always teaches someone a lesson.

llnursingll 10

Friday 4 October 2013 23:07

I'm pretty sure you are attractive, if not he wouldn't have picked you. He is a total jerk for it. And how did he look? Was he even remotely handsome? Poor of the other girl.