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By okaythen - 04/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2014 16:30 - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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Classic escape plan

By Amanda - 31/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML

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Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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Blink_me26 21

Friday 4 October 2013 16:20

Well isn't he a dick.

naznafeathers 22

Friday 4 October 2013 16:21

Or, the guy could have been honest to his date and not have to have used you like that. :l

Comments

happyfingers 15

Friday 4 October 2013 23:13

Reading these ones kinda make me a little sad inside. Why do people have to be like that? :

strike2867 13

Saturday 5 October 2013 3:45

I think quite the opposite. It seems he found his date attractive, but once he started seeing her personality he wanted to bail and spare her feelings. Seems to me like he was pretty smart.

pistolpete31000 7

Saturday 5 October 2013 3:56

Keep your head up OP. I'm sure you're cute as hell (;

fatlemonjefferso 8

Saturday 5 October 2013 4:57

That's so wrong and unfair to you. No one deserves that.

S4N 5

Saturday 5 October 2013 8:42

You could have said, "You're welcome. You helped me think of my new mask for Halloween, do you think I could get a pic of your face? I think it's the ugliest thing I've seen all week." Always hurt them more than they hurt you. I'm sorry that happened to you.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 5 October 2013 9:38

What a idiot

How_you_doin 10

Saturday 5 October 2013 13:34

Top quality asshole! How dare someone think they have the right to do that! That poor girl must have been so hurt and of course you did not deserve to be used like that. It astonishes me the rudeness and selfishness of some people

SaintGoobers 19

Saturday 5 October 2013 17:36

And The Asshole of the Year award fíes to..

Ksweety_fml 27

Monday 7 October 2013 4:36

Look on the bright side.

iphonehipster12 5

Friday 11 October 2013 23:07

if you ever ever see him again, and you're on a bad date, go up to him saying "I wanna suck your dick." and once he gets happy and the date gets mad, say "jk. I wanted my date to get away. sorry..!"